Tuesday, October 19, 2010

A Tribute to Tyler from RSD

I really can't believe how anyone (!) can take Owen Cook aka. Tyler aka. TylerDurden from RSD aka. Real Social Dynamics seriously. Here are some highlights from the video I mentioned recently. This guy is so absurd that he deserves a prize for being the creepiest guy on the Internet.

I know, my mom told me to not mock fun at people but, honestly, in the case of Owen Cook probably even Gandhi, Mother Theresa, and Jesus himself would have made an exception.

Look at him in all his glory:

Tyler knows Kung Fu.

He can even fight while holding his phone.

Simulating how you would penetrate your phone with your fingers.

I think he is talking about 9/11.

Greeting some one from very far.

Making the "wanker" gesture,

Everything is easy, Tyler.

That's him in a club. Too bad nobody told him that grabbing a girl by the shoulder is just odd.

Jeepers! The police is coming after him.

Fondling imaginary breasts.

Yeah, got it!

Seriously, WTF!? This must be the "claw" Ozzie always talks about.

Toodledo!

Watch out!

Staring at some girl's cleavage.

Come closer, baby!

Shoot! He got slapped.

But that's fine. Tyler can laugh about everything. Probably even himself.

Aw, now he has cr*pped his pants.

...which really pisses him off. Mommy!!

F*ck! She's in Canada and I'm in LA. What do I do now!?

I know, I act as if I am an 80 year old senile, which makes it perfectly fine!

See, no problemo!

Hahaha, I'm so smart!

See, I'm even smarter and better looking than Golum.

If this isn't blue screen then I don't know what is! Everything is sharp except Tyler (no pun intended; oh, wait...).

Praising himself.

Just look at the way he is touching her. That's totally creepy.

"Yeah, Sleazy, maybe you are right and I am a dork."

"But please don't tell anyone. Promise?"

"Really, Sleazy, from now on I'll try to be 'normal'".

"What, you don't believe me? Sleazy, you are really starting to p*ss me off!!!"

"Sh*t, I've lost the plot again."

Honestly, Tyler reminds me of a certain vicar I used to know.

OK, glasses, receding hairline, double chin, superman cape, what else do you need to pick up girls!?

Uncle Tyler wants you to join RSDNation!

Or else!!

Or else!!!!!!

No, don't worry about him.

"Hahahahaha!"

Sh*t, he's hit himself.

Sucks to be you, Tyler.

Yeah, I know, but I can't change it.

Again, blue screen or I'll eat my hat.

It looks funnier this way, though.

Tyler mimicking a 12 year old girl.

Don't be pissed at me, Tyler. I'm just playing.

Now where are the cakes to throw at him?

Hahahaha! (holding camera)

Conducting an orchestra with his left hand while texting.

Sucking some imaginary c*ck.

Yeah, we got you, Tyler. You're da man!

I don't worry about Real Social Dynamics anymore. Once they go out of business, Tyler will storm the stages of Las Vegas. This guy is a first rate comedian. Too bad he's working in the wrong industry.

12 comments:

  1. lolol this was funny as fuck Sleazy, and this guy is teaching dudes how to get laid. Whats up with Tyler's weird mannerisms and his piss-stained Hair? Gingers have NO SOULS!?

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  2. Wow what a creepy dude. You really believe this industry will die? I hope so, but there are so many weirdos that buy all the hype. I don't know the statistics, but I know the proclaimed #1 PUA (and you should know who I'm talking about) is definitely not sell out any of his workshops. They keep canceling the NYC ones and the last time he had one of his in LA, 3 people showed up. But they love to put "ONE SEAT LEFT!!" on the website.

    Hope you're doing well Sleazy. My friend said he had a great time with you in Berlin :)

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  3. @fiery:
    Yeah, it's really hard to believe that Tyler gets any authority at all. That he seems to be revered over at RSDNation tells you something about those people, though.

    @James:

    I'm doing well. I can't say I have a lot of spare time these days, though, but that's fine.

    The industry has been deteriorating for quite a while now. I may make a post on how I see it. I mean, the writing is on the wall. For instance, have you heard of any big product launches lately? There are more and more dating coaches coming out of nowhere, which is no surprise since there is no barrier of entry in this industry, and of course this competition drives the prices down. But more on that some time in the future.

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  4. Yes, as I feared: cringe-worthy to the max. Ouch!

    I must admit to not feeling much at ease with your way of exposing this guy, Sleazy, but then I must also admit to feeling enormous feelings of hatred against this entire PU(T)A scam industry. As it is, they should all disappear from the self help scene and get a proper job (and hopefully some experience on how to deal with actual PEOPLE along the way).

    And if Owen/Tyler actually reads this: get a copy of the ebooks of the guys Sleazy links to yourself, and learn how to play this 'game' somewhat humanly.

    (slightly off-topic: I also have the feeling Mark Manson aka Entropy is a sound 'guru', anyone know more about his teachings?)

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  5. I've read a few posts by Entropy and have found nothing I could disagree with (apart from his preposterous name). He seems to know his stuff, but on the other hand I don't now how he conducts business. After all, while it seems rather rare for a pickup coach to get girls, a guy doesn't become legit just by scoring every once in a while. He could still engage in unethical practices and make absurd claims of the "learn to get ANY girl you want" variety. But maybe he doesn't. Maybe he does. I don't know. I wanted to check out his website but it's down at the moment.

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  6. FUCK ALL OF YOU CHODY ASS LITTLE PUSSIES. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY NOT GETTING WOMEN BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT. SOME LITTLE PUSSY "SLEAZY" PUTS SHIT UP AND ALL OF YOU ARE ON YOUR KNEES SUCKING HIS DICK. HAHA PRETTY FUNNY THOUGH I MUST SAY. KEPT ME ENTERTAINED FOR A WHILE.

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    1. I admire the extreme levels of your faulty logic. So, you claim that "we" are not getting "pussy" because we make fun of Tyler? What will you claim next, maybe that Tyler gets pussy because other people make fun of him?

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  7. its easy to take some pictures of a guy having a good time, and putt mocking comments below them. But take the time to learn what its all about. Its inner game, mindset, achieving what you want out of life, breaking out of social norms, having the courage to face rejection and ultimately becoming a better person. Its a naive attitude to just hate, and i know that comment will dent your ego so i fully expect some mocking comment back to this to make yourself feel superior

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  8. ever saw him(tyler) in his RSD free tour videos???
    he acts like a total weirdo and a creep.

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  9. ive been on many bootcamps with tyler (owen cook) and hes sleept with more girls in one weekend than you probably have in your life. I think its just because your jealous that he is improving himself day in day out and you are still in the same place. Tyler may not be a brad pitt but he sure does have the confidence, and perserveance and determination and lots of qualities needed in order to succeed in the game of life.

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    1. LOL. One day you'll wake up and realize that the thousands of dollars you've spent on "bootcamps" did very little do actually help you with women, and that if you only wanted sex, you could have banged dozens of hookers for the same price.

      The world will collectively laugh at you when this happens, and you will feel like a complete idiot.

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