I received an email from S. some hours ago, who sent me a link to a Craigslist ad that kept getting funnier until the very end. It is a fantastic example of female entitlement. The text is shown below. As it seems, it's not overly difficult to find ads, either on Craigslist or elsewhere, where utterly delusional women demand their Prince Charming to contact them, like, right fucking now.
So, guys, look what's on offer:
- she's fat
- she's old
- she's delusional (sorry, sister, but obese women are not attractive)
- she's uneducated, based on spelling and grammar
- she's a parasite that wants to extract resources from you ("must be able to host")
- she doesn't care about your sexual needs at all
Of course, you'd have to be successful, your life has to be in order, but at the same time you'd have to be available "in the late morning early afternoon". Woman, listen, you're looking for a unicorn:
- has money
- is hard working
- yet, somehow has nothing to do all day long
- is very attractive
- loves to make fat old chicks cum
- is content with whacking off once you've left because you don't care about pleasing him at all
I bet guys like that dream of banging bottom-tier women.
What do you think? Let me know in the comments below!
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