Wednesday, February 15, 2012

NSFW: Vince Kelvin Sex Tape

"Earl Grey" made a comment on my recent Vince Kelvin thread. I'll just copy and paste it here:
I don't know if this is legit or not (judging from the haircut it has to be Vince), but on another forum there is currently a Vince Kelvin sex tape floating around. Before you ask your cat to claw out your eyes, be informed that Vince first gets a BJ from a fattie, then bangs the fattie in missionary position and all this next to a passed out person.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xl88b9_unauthorized-pua-guru-vince-kelvin-sextape_creation

Do not watch this immediately after eating, otherwise you might just chunder everywhere!
Yes, the guy is Vince Kelvin. Vince, let us see another one of your fabulous lays! Maybe there's even a career in gonzo porn for you.

Be prepared to cover part of the video with your hand. I did while watching it. At the same time, I was laughing hard because Vince stayed completely in character, making his strange facial expressions. A few times, you can even see him looking at the guy who is hiding in the closet and filming.

10 comments:

  1. Haha, I'll paste a famous quote: "Is this real life...?".
    I almost died from laughter.

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  2. "What you do in life echoes in eternity"

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  3. I can't wait till some gamer-bot drops by to inform you that you are a playa-hater looooolooooloooo

    I have no idea how they'll respond to this one...

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  4. STOP PLAYA HATIN THIS IS A LEGIT HB 11 YOU FUCKS!!!!

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  5. We usually see things the way we know them...Interesting that person posting sees a fatti there w/ a person past out next to them...the world is a mirror of our own reality...and I know mine but you don't. The girl sleeping next to the hottie I am banging is resting from 4 some we had night b4, while 3rd girl has left already, I do the hottie one more time...you wimpy ass looser mother fucker...next I'll do your mother and sister, but they're probably too fucking ugly to even be seen naked...BTW, were you fucked in the ass a a child to b such a hatter...LOL, get back to your hand...or meet me face to face, but I forgot, you got no balls...meanwhile, back to banging hot chicks...BTW no idea how this got there or was filmed...but I enjoy watching myself...LOL...VK

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  6. Hahaha, this was an amazing troll attempt that made me laugh even more than the "legit hb11" comment before. No matter whether you're really Vince Kelvin or not, let's just have some more laughs and answer those questions:

    1) Which "hottie" are you talking about? I only see a fat girl. I think "war pig" is the term used in the community.

    2) I'm glad you hare having four-somes. But how do you ensure that you are not getting smothered? If your girls are of that same calibre, then it's only due to luck that you are still alive.

    3) Meeting me face to face? I'd love to, but I am 6'3" which means that your nose is approximately at the level of my lower ribs. So, how is face to face ever going to work out between the two of us?

    4) Seriously, how do you juggle the cognitive dissonance between hitting on what seem to be mediocre to unattractive girls and then turning around and trying to tell the world that they are "hotties"?

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  7. Aaron, don't feed the trolls. I'm surprised you, as a guy who says can control his emotions through years of meditating, are feeding your own ego by answering that way to this grammatically and socially challenged faggot.

    What I have to say to VK is that truth shall set you free. He's lying to himself and to others and has to resort to insulting members of the poster's family and question his sexual preferences to find peace to himself when someone points him the truth.

    Vince Kelvin, you're a sad man, and I wish you well.

    (I'm no saint though Aaron, but please dude, I have alot of respect for you and you kinda throw it away when you get into these quarrels, like when you insulted people on PUAhate (even though they were the first to strike) Show some control man.)


    Metta

    PT

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    1. Hey PT,

      thanks for your comment. I think I've restrained myself when replying to "VK". There is some reason to assume that it actually was a comment by Vince Kelvin himself, but I haven't yet decided whether to post about him once again or not. After all, it's like beating a dead horse.

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    2. Hey, I'm sorry if I seemed harsh. It's just that...one thing is criticizing and a little deserved mocking, another thing is to insult just for the sake of it.
      I'm not saying this relating to your posts about him, because they are really funny and educational in terms of exposing this ridiculous scammers, but just answering "you're short, haha" is kinda stupid.

      Keep up the good work so far man.

      Metta

      PT

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