Gunwitch has to free up time for "other stuff"

Today is just like yesterday. I dicked around on the Internet for a bit, thought I should check out on new developments on the Gunwitch case, and nearly fell off my chair laughing. If you check his website, you'll now see the following announcement:

Well, in light of recent events it is no surprise that he has to free up more of his time for "other stuff". So, now better hurry! For once in this industry you can believe that this is not just a marketing method.

(Thanks, PUAHate!)

An Ode to Gunwitch

I shouldn't post this for many reasons. One is that I've been procrastinating enough for today, and the other that it's bad form to make fun of people, but when I stumbled upon the following, I did break out in laughter, so I'll gladly share it anyway:

Originally Posted by PUAhater
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

See me pull out my little pencil dick
On your Youtube screen
Settling for anything that I can get
If you know what I mean
HB10´s to the left of me
Cops to the right
I´ve got a gun
she´s got a knife
Hope she starts a fight

(Chorus)
Cos I'm a
P.U.A.
I'm a Sociopath
P.U.A.
And I'll tie you up tight
P.U.A.
I´m about to drop a load
P.U.A.
Watch her face Explode!!!

I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a Wanted man
PUAhate´s Enemy Number One
Understand
I´m gonna rape your daughter
And then rape your wife
run through your back door
And get sentenced to life
Gunwitch is back in town
And he don´t mess around
(Chorus)

(Guitar Solo)

P.U.A. oink oink oink
P.U.A oink oink oink
P.U.A. oink oink oink
P.U.A. oink oink oink

The source is nothing other than (of course) PUAHate.

By the way, this is not an original composition but rewritten lyrics of ACDC's classic song TNT:



Rock on!

PUA "Gunwitch" Shoots Girl in Face, Fans Still Love Him

The seduction industry is in massive decline. Unethical business practices are common, censoring of critical voices on PUA forums the norm, and when I thought that the case of "guru" Nathan PUA and Psych physically attacking a student was about as low as it gets, I checked my email account and saw that a handful of people emailed me that "guru" Gunwitch has defined the new low — by shooting a woman in the face. I was speechless. But first things first.

Who is "Gunwitch", you may ask?

It is this fellow:

Gunwitch at Klamath County Jail

But before he got put into jail, he built a reputation for his seduction method, called "Gunwitch method" on mASF/Fastseduction.com. The phrase he is most well known is, "Make the ho say no." The other one is "get laid, not liked", which is probably not the wisest choice for a tag line.

For about a decade Gunwitch has been the guru mASF/Fastseduction.com associates themselves with, which you can easily see by the ads on this site. He is the only one that is officially endorsed. If you want to buy an audio file containing an interview with him, look no further. As far as I know, Gunwitch is also the only "guru" mASF/Fastseduction.com is officially allied with. While others have to pay for banners so that the site owner Formhandle doesn't have to look for a job, Gunwitch gets his ads for free.

"Gunwitch" method does have its merit among pick up theories, and it is most notable for its straightforwardness. There are elements in it which I find rather questionable as they border on stalking and sexual harassment, but with some adaptations you are infinitely better off following Gunwitch's method than Mystery Method and everything that came from it. However, when reading his materials, you get the impression that the guy behind the words is a rather difficult individual, to put it mildly.

Unfortunately, it seems that some otherwise incriminating evidence has been pulled off the Internet. For instance, there was an addendum to the Gunwitch method in which he talks about picking up girls in clubs and also goes into what to do when you get into a fight. No, he didn't advocate never getting into one, or getting the f*** out, but had some things to say about in which order you should take out the guys that are coming after you. After I had read this part, I became rather reluctant to refer people to Gunwitch method. This was some years ago, and afterwards I stopped paying attention to this guy, so videos such as the following didn't show up on my radar:

But seeing this you wonder what had happened to him. I don't want to add to speculation, so I will not recite rumors on how he made his living besides selling his method to guys who wanted to get laid, but not liked. However, it is worth citing a relevant newspaper report:

A small New Year's Eve party at a Klamath Falls home turned violent Friday night, leaving a woman clinging to life with a gunshot wound to the face and a man arrested and jailed in the crime.

Klamath Falls police responded around 9:30 p.m. Friday to the reported shooting at 220 Mortimer St., said Officer Mike Anderson.

They arrived to find Amber Tripp, 20, of Klamath Falls, with a gunshot wound to the face.
Information gathered there about a reported suspect led officers to Allen Robert Reyes, 31, who was located in the 1800 block of Main Street, about three blocks from the shooting scene, Anderson said.

The normal reaction would be that he should stay in jail and if proven guilty, he shall bear the legal consequences for attempted murder. But, no, this is not how some people in the "community" reacted. It is no surprise that delusion is especially rampant on mASF, where one user comments:

This has got to be a joke. It really feels like one. You know what it feels like someone's making fun of my post of the other day when I explained that I may have been a little premature in judging people's character having not actually met them.....

C'mon fess up. It's a joke right.

Gunwitch fanboy and resident mASF mastermind Ockwick aka. "I have four lays under my belt in a little over a decade and thus I know more than anyone else ever could" (I still chuckle when I think back to when this guy tried to give me advice), speaks of "Wild speculation and smearing, to be expected of course." as well as of "conflicting information". Sorry, but this is quite different from the actual smear campaign that a guy like Julian Assange has to deal with.

It gets even better. Aspiring "guru" Blackdragon waxes lyrical:

I have no idea if he's guilty of this or not, but it shows that when you are PU guy, your standards of behavior must be higher than the typical guy out there, simply because it's easier for people to "go get you" if there's ever a problem like this in your life.

You are kidding me, right!? This probably means that it's fine to shoot people if your behaviour is "higher" otherwise.

Gunwitch's fan boys also have some issues with this. Here are some quotes from a thread from his official forum:

Is it possible that if someone posts bail for him, that he would be allowed to go home, until the court?

Throw in some panicking, too:

i might be paranoid, but if anyone has admin on this site maybe itd be a good idea to delete these threads? i mean its not national news (but obviously people would talk already about it)

Some user asked:

So what's going to happen to this site now? He's going to be in jail for a really long time, no question.

...to which one guy replied:

Dawg chill!

We need to hear from Gun first. there is always two sides to a story

Im sure Gun has a perfectly good reason for shooting that girl in the face

Nothing indicated that this was being ironic. And neither this:

This is sad. Hope Gun is ok.

That woman has half her face missing and this guy asks whether Gunwitch is alright?

McPhallus also has his priorities straight:

His business name is by far the least of his worries now. *If* he's guilty, he's facing a long jail sentence and he's probably fucked in the community. Getting into fights is one thing, but shooting a 20-year old chick in the face. But we'll see. Two sides to every story.

No comment on this one:

Hopfully he can call barrys show from jail, have him on as a guest every month or somthing.

He has got all the sympathies:

This leaves me with a sick taste in my stomach... I've been through the court system... it aint like the movies...where its over in 5 minutes... its way harder mentally... can drag on for years... hes gonna regret this soon

As I dug deeper on Gunwitch's forum, I started to lose faith in the human race:

The fact that he left the scene makes me suspicious because if he had a legit reason to shoot her he wouldn't have fled. This is why guns and alcohol don't mix. Having said all this I hope i'm wrong and gun is found not guilty if thats the case, but good luck finding a good lawyer with the money gun has.

The "sanest" statement was the following one:

Wow, his life is pretty much going to be like that show Oz from now on. I feel bad for him, but at the same time you can't go around shooting chicks in the face. What the hell was he thinking,

Some guy even made this graphic:

So, let's summarize this: shooting people = not cool at all. Is this really so difficult to understand?