Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Vince Kelvin Pulls Blonde Sexbomb! (Picture NSFW. I repeat: NSFW!!1)

I know, I know, some of you think I am just a hater. But today is the day on which I have to admit defeat. I was wrong. I was wrong about Vince Kelvin all along and I am ashamed of myself. I was too blind to recognize the rare level of game Vince Kelvin has. Vince, I really hope you will forgive me! Is it okay if I call you tonight? Don't worry, I am not pissed at you. I think you should fuck my sister. You deserve it! I hope you'll forgive me.

Recently I received picture proof of Vince Kelvin, showing his amazing seduction skills in action once again. You've got to give respect where respect is due, and as the picture below shows, Vince Kelvin not only has an uncanny sixths sense for spotting the absolutely hottest girls, he also has the such tight game that he just walks up to them and reels them in. Vince Kelvin has game like no other guy I have ever seen or heard of! Move over Brad Pitt! Get the fuck out of here, George Clooney! Compared to Vince Kelvin, you guys are nothing but losers.

As the picture below shows, Vince Kelvin was able to pickup a woman who is literally a perfect ten. She is tall,  blonde, very good looking. Her tits are nicely shaped and you wonder whether God has had a very good day, or her surgeon is just extremely talented. But let's not focus on the this too much. Just look at her big eyes and her luscious lips! Who wouldn't want to kiss them? Perfect teeth, too. Man, what a stunner!


Just look how this blonde bombshell is giggling at his suave line, and if it's not Vince Kelvin's verbal game that gets her juices flowing, then his impeccable outfit does. You really have to marvel at it. I wonder how much he pays for his Savile Row suits. No matter how much it is, given the caliber of the women he pulls, a few thousand bucks more or less probably just don't matter. I mean, high-class hookers of a caliber comparable to that woman would cost two or three grand for half an hour, too, so Vince Kelvin does the smart thing, gets himself a great suit and pulls women who could make millions in the porn business. Vince Kelvin is smart. That guy has got brains! Had he gone to MIT, he would probably have gotten four degrees in two years.

But enough about Vince Kelvin's intelligence. Let's just all take a few moments and stand in awe of this feat. Let's stand in awe together!


Vince Kelvin, please tell me how you do this! Seriously, bro, never in a thousand years would I be able to find women of such a quality, let alone be able to speak to them. I salute you. Vince Kelvin, you really are the world's greatest pickup artist.

Seriously, guys, would any of you have the balls to approach a woman as perfect as this one? Don't bullshit yourself and be honest! I know I just couldn't, and neither could any of you guys! Just look at this woman again. Isn't she gorgeous? According to rumors, she'll be on the cover of Playboy in October, and will be prominently featured in Snoop Dogg's next music video.

Vince Kelvin, I have nothing to say to that. I am speechless. Well done, Vince Kelvin, well done my friend! I am sorry I ever doubted your pickup skillz. Please accept my apology. You are amazing, and an inspiration for all of us lesser men who are not worthy to live on the same planet as you do. You should have the entire planet to yourself, just as you have the world's hottest women all for yourself.


/sarcasm off

5 comments:

  1. For a fair price, Vince K can teach you to pull women of at least half this quality. Or at least make them laugh.

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    1. I hope this comment was meant to be ironic.

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  2. Vince Kelvin is a loser

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  3. So confused by the lack of a picture ....

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    1. You are either trolling or using IE 6.0. Here, click on this:
      http://i.imgur.com/qKMCl.jpg

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