If you are Batting 0.001

Recently, a guy on my forum, Warped Mindless, pointed me towards a post on RSD Nation that made me shake my head in disbelief. It was about some dude celebrating himself for approaching over 1,100 women and getting laid exactly once. He also mentions two blow jobs, but something tells me that this probably wasn't quite the kind performance you witness in your favourite POV porn clips.

People's Search Phrases

I almost fell off my chair when I went through my search log recently, because I came across this:

So, no, it is not "cool" to date rape someone, and it never was, even though the brainless minions on RSD Nation think otherwise. Jesus!

PUA Mehow awes the crowd. Here we go, "Chick Magnet"!

Our favourite Polish PUA who turned into a professional pickup coach after his first "lay", and the "mastermind" behind groundbreaking works of juvenile fiction such as "Get the Girl" and some must see DVDs, if you aspire to become a creep, appeared on TV again:



User "puaguru" from PUAHate, who discovered this masterpiece, commented:

What's funny is that all the normal people watching this leave hateful comments and make fun of him just like we do.

Here are some highlights from the comments, in raw unedited form. They also show that "common sense" is not that uncommon than you might think, if you've spent some time in the deluded seduction community.

First, before we get to the hilarious and possibly even insulting stuff, I've picked some objective ones:

it's ridiculous the amount of books by these so-called gurus on how to pick up girls.  Seems to me the primary motive is the green and they don't give a shit what results you get.

This whole pickup subculture, or whatever it is, is largely fake and it's not about seducing women, it's about seducing men, lonely, desperate men with unrealistic expectations in life.

Does he really pull that many?

"Give value". What a stupid goddamn tip. I don't care if this Mehow guy is "one of the hottest pick-up artists in the scene", I doubt he can pick up any pussy. If you want to pick up a woman you have to be a man. Let her know that you want to fuck her, don't act like this jackass.

this guy is a douche!lol..whenever any guy tells you he has all the answers100 percent, he aint got any!lol

There's also a classic exchange on "looks don't matter":

learning for personal experience . NOT books or waste hard earned money on useless boot-camps . Good looks only give a guy a 30 sec to a 1 min head start. If a girl finds out your boring or creepy that's when she will lose interest. A good example of ugly is singer & song writer Billy Joel . He married super model Chirstie Brinkley and had kids with her. That's huge accomplishment for a ugly dude.

This also proves that looks don't always win over the girl.

Reply:

billy joel also has millions of dollars you tool.

On RSDNation or Love System's forum saying the obvious truth like that will get you banned immediately, by the way.

But now it's time for some less respectful comments:

man fuk dis. i bet the only time this guys getting pussy is in a sex change

lol this guy is clearly gay.

Creeper! Wow girl magnet??

This is a joke right? what the hell is this guy talking about? no girl these days goes for this shit, yeah be funny but don't be a weirdo dork with miscellaneous jokes that no one understands

his head looks like a messed up cock!lol

This guy's full of shit. He has superficial manipulation written across his face. I can sense this bullshit a mile away.

has he got fucking cancer or some shit? mehow the retard PUA

He looks like Quentin Taratino's mongloid brother.

This guy pays for pussy.

I would pay money to see this guy pick up a girl and take her home... without paying her to come with him.

I couldn't force myself to click past page 10 or 11 of the comments because I had gotten enough "lulz".

So, is anyone of you betting that Mehow will put those testimonials up on his website anytime soon?

"First time with a prostitute, thoughts?"

RSD Nation cracks me up. On PUAHate, I found a link to a post where a guy asks, "first time with a prostitute, thoughts?" (original spelling intact).

I'm a year 19 old virgin only experience kissing 1 girl, in 6 weeks I'll be leaving my town for a year of backpacking in thailand and australia.. now i don't really see any option to get laid soon.. now the big romantic first time won't happen coz i'm backpacking for a year and have no intentions to not try and have sex with random fellowtravelers :-) But I'm going to bangkok and actually i've kinda have been fantasizing about ladyboys, and i'm planning to sure have sex there.

So I'm wondering, would it be bad to have my first time with a prostitute? on the one hand it's a special experience and memory.. and when I'm old and married i have to keep it a secret to my wife which i have to keep the rest of my life..at least i think it would be an instant turn-off. on the other hand it's just some sex..

whats ur opinion about this, and anyone done it?

I feel sorry for guys like this. However, this post reveals what is wrong with so many guys.  For instance, take this sentence:

now i don't really see any option to get laid soon.. now the big romantic first time won't happen coz i'm backpacking for a year and have no intentions to not try and have sex with random fellowtravelers :-)

From what I hear, backpacking is one of the easiest ways to get laid. Romantic first time --- I don't know, I haven't met anyone who had a truly romantic first time. After all, a vagina feels much different than one's hand, so it takes some time getting used to it, and some more to really enjoy it. I wish people would take what they see in movies less seriously.

The "ladyboy fantasy" is just odd. To each his own fantasies, but how is it possible to completely rule out random hook-ups, which are the most normal thing on earth, while at the same time entertaining what most would consider a slight aberration. (Not that I am judgmental.)

A hilarious response was:

a ladyboy?? Losing your virginity to a prostitute is one thing, losing it to a ladyboy is an entirely different thing (and not even possible). If you want dick, then by all means - but there are plenty of Thai bargirls, freelancers, hookers, "country good girls" etc etc that you will have an endless opportunity to fuck all night long for 1000 baht.... Whatever you choose, make sure to wrap it up. DONT BE STUPID. 

Virginity is a bizarre concept anyway. There are girls out there that jump on every opportunity to blow guys or take it from behind but, oh no no no, of course they want to preserve their virginity for marriage.

Just relax. And if you want to fuck ladyboys, then by all means do it.

RSD Strikes again: The RSD Hot Seat

RSD has a new programme called "RSD Hot Seat". Apparently, you'll get to see a couple of videos, most of which are available free of charge on YouTube plus some "commentary". It just sets you back $300.

In Tyler's words:

The Hot Seat was built over a year to be a mind-blowing event that’s thrilling and entertaining, as well as the most educational one day experience (on this topic…) physically possible.

Next time surely God will descend and give Tyler his long-overdue blessing.


Here's a review:

The RSD-Hotseat event seemed like a great way to see the top dogs
in action and get an idea of what I have to work on to get my game to
the next level. I did find the answers I was looking for and in that sense
I am another satisfied customer but the event itself was rather disappointing.

Only a 3rd of the videos had any real value for me, the rest was filler or wasn't
put in proper context by the narrator. One video that springs to mind is the one
where Jeffy puts the moves on a rather unattractive British girl, with upper arms
as big as my thighs. I don't think anybody who has abundance with women
would bother with her. So I wasn't sure what I was watching. Was this Jeffy
living it up at his peak or was there a specific point to showing this video?
I guess I will never know.

Brad was also rather disappointing. He was introduced as the 'fluff-talk-master'
and a video of him randomly talking to the camera for 3 minutes straight was
supposed to showcase this talent. Turns out he was just reciting the lyrics to
an ice cube song from the early 90's. So much for that, The other video of Brad
where he kisses a girl after a minute might blow a newbie away but anyone
who's gone out for a bit knows that often shit just drops in your lap, if you make
a move... boom! There really wasn't much to learn there when it comes to skill.
Again, the context is important. If this is just a cool anecdote or a showcase of
'what's possible', fine! But then narrate that shit properly.

And then there were the filler videos. For example, 10 minutes of Alexander's
travel snapshots cut to tacky music. I didn't fly 500 miles to sit through that shit.

So what about the good stuff? Well, both Tyler and Ryan had an amazing vibe
going on, with girls pretty much melting seconds into each interaction. Lots of
physical contact, lots of nonsense, lots of intent and the girls were clearly
digging it. Luckily there were also some bits where the girls put up a little
resistance, that's where the good stuff is if you ask me. In one video Tyler has
to deal with an obstacle in a two set. He wins her over but then loses her again.
We get to see all the gritty details, the good and the bad. I would love to have
heard the man himself narrate that one. Then there was Ryan who ends up
pulling a girl who actually discovers that she is being filmed. Ryan managed
to spin that shit into social proof and boom. Awesomage!

If this event comes to a town near you and you'd really love to take a look at
the RSD Dudes in action, by all means... go! But in my opinion this Euro version
of the hotseat needs a lot of work.

Props to RSD, though, for keeping this review online, and if it ever gets deleted, here's a backup:
http://www.puahate.com/showthread.php?t=5497

Source:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/155775

Oh, and as a side note, Tyler/Papa please refrain from sending me some lame emails through your unpaid interns. My actions are perfectly covered by the Fair Use doctrine. But feel free to waste your time and money.

PUA "re-framing"

Recently I was pointed towards a thread on RSD Nation with the title "i was fired today" (original spelling kept intact).

The original post was from a guy who told that he got fired as a bank teller. Nothing overly exciting about that, even though the last line made me smile due to its deprecating humour:

how wil this effect my game? well i guess im going to find out. but i havent gotten laid since 2008, so i guess it cant get much worse :p

In my opinion, the reply by "subx" stood out:

Your game should be go through the roof now that you have all this free time.

YOU WON THE LOTTERY BRO.

Can you spell "re-frame"?

However, the user CamTron took home the prize for "most ridiculous post this week":

I got fired from my summer camp job for my PUA tendencies... I was too upsetting to the AMOGs at camp and my partying lifestyle was too intimidating for the company as a liability. One night i missed a curfew and i got fired.

It sounds funny now... and it really IS funny... but back then, when i was separated from friends and my kids who were very much attached to me as their role model...

It was really tough dude. but I laugh back at it now because I now that it really helped me grow in the long run.

I wonder when students will begin to challenge their teachers for flunking them. "No, I only got an F because you are too stuck in your own reality, bro. In mine this shit doesn't even register." :D