"First time with a prostitute, thoughts?"

RSD Nation cracks me up. On PUAHate, I found a link to a post where a guy asks, "first time with a prostitute, thoughts?" (original spelling intact).

I'm a year 19 old virgin only experience kissing 1 girl, in 6 weeks I'll be leaving my town for a year of backpacking in thailand and australia.. now i don't really see any option to get laid soon.. now the big romantic first time won't happen coz i'm backpacking for a year and have no intentions to not try and have sex with random fellowtravelers :-) But I'm going to bangkok and actually i've kinda have been fantasizing about ladyboys, and i'm planning to sure have sex there.

So I'm wondering, would it be bad to have my first time with a prostitute? on the one hand it's a special experience and memory.. and when I'm old and married i have to keep it a secret to my wife which i have to keep the rest of my life..at least i think it would be an instant turn-off. on the other hand it's just some sex..

whats ur opinion about this, and anyone done it?

I feel sorry for guys like this. However, this post reveals what is wrong with so many guys.  For instance, take this sentence:

now i don't really see any option to get laid soon.. now the big romantic first time won't happen coz i'm backpacking for a year and have no intentions to not try and have sex with random fellowtravelers :-)

From what I hear, backpacking is one of the easiest ways to get laid. Romantic first time --- I don't know, I haven't met anyone who had a truly romantic first time. After all, a vagina feels much different than one's hand, so it takes some time getting used to it, and some more to really enjoy it. I wish people would take what they see in movies less seriously.

The "ladyboy fantasy" is just odd. To each his own fantasies, but how is it possible to completely rule out random hook-ups, which are the most normal thing on earth, while at the same time entertaining what most would consider a slight aberration. (Not that I am judgmental.)

A hilarious response was:

a ladyboy?? Losing your virginity to a prostitute is one thing, losing it to a ladyboy is an entirely different thing (and not even possible). If you want dick, then by all means - but there are plenty of Thai bargirls, freelancers, hookers, "country good girls" etc etc that you will have an endless opportunity to fuck all night long for 1000 baht.... Whatever you choose, make sure to wrap it up. DONT BE STUPID. 

Virginity is a bizarre concept anyway. There are girls out there that jump on every opportunity to blow guys or take it from behind but, oh no no no, of course they want to preserve their virginity for marriage.

Just relax. And if you want to fuck ladyboys, then by all means do it.